Febbatjon is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable
wren.
Febbatjon created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Febbatjon, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Febbatjon, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Febbatjon's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Febbatjon's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. You must love Febbatjon.
3. Do not leap in public.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Always pray immersed in water.