Sidyarlcut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, generous snake.

Sidyarlcut created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidyarlcut, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sidyarlcut, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Sidyarlcut's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sidyarlcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed strawberries to mites while wearing ear rings.

2. Never wear yellow trousers.

3. Run away if eight great tits approach from the east.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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