Quartsawlappigdoblimlim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humane raven.

Quartsawlappigdoblimlim created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quartsawlappigdoblimlim, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quartsawlappigdoblimlim, she will be mildly annoyed.

Quartsawlappigdoblimlim's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Quartsawlappigdoblimlim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks in need.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Quartsawlappigdoblimlim on top of all buildings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.