Catvolfut is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, ill-tempered sheep.

Catvolfut created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catvolfut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Catvolfut, she will send you a sign.

Catvolfut's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Catvolfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. You must love Catvolfut.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.