Yatwapgubhubstan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing seal.

Yatwapgubhubstan created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatwapgubhubstan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yatwapgubhubstan, she will come to you in dreams.

Yatwapgubhubstan's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Yatwapgubhubstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Always treat mice with great respect.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never mention snails.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.