Bamyikcar is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful bear.

Bamyikcar created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamyikcar, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bamyikcar, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bamyikcar's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bamyikcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Do not kill cats.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help sheep.