Raghigcudfuntabtam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, competent tapir.

Raghigcudfuntabtam created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Raghigcudfuntabtam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Raghigcudfuntabtam, it will try to impress you with trees.

Raghigcudfuntabtam's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Raghigcudfuntabtam's Holy Commandments

1. Put Raghigcudfuntabtam first in all things.

2. Hide from yellow squirrels for they are unholy.

3. Always help sick porpoises.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.