Midbaglen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring crab.

Midbaglen created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midbaglen, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Midbaglen, he will turn you into a goat.

Midbaglen's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Midbaglen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.