Tailrowban is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, caring hummingbird.

Tailrowban created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailrowban, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tailrowban, he will turn you into a sheep.

Tailrowban's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Tailrowban's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. Erect nine tin sculptures of Tailrowban on top of important buildings.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Tailrowban in the centre of the settlement.

4. Hide from magenta voles for they are unholy.

5. You must love Tailrowban.