Minpagtag is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, narcissistic goose.

Minpagtag created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minpagtag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Minpagtag, it will torture you forever.

Minpagtag's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Minpagtag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Hide from purple pigs for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about hamsters.