Megfitlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omniscient dolphin.

Megfitlarp created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Megfitlarp, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Megfitlarp, it will turn you into a puffin.

Megfitlarp's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Megfitlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Put Megfitlarp first in all things.

2. Always treat birds with great respect.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never skip in the presence of grasshopers.