Pomdoblab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pomdoblab created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomdoblab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pomdoblab, she will turn you into a duck.

Pomdoblab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Pomdoblab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.