Wonxenfar is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair squirrel.

Wonxenfar created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonxenfar, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wonxenfar, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wonxenfar's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Wonxenfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never paint your arms magenta.

4. Run away if seven frogs approach from the north.

5. Never write about amino acids.