Sitbonksin Bopsagrut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic hare.

Sitbonksin Bopsagrut created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitbonksin Bopsagrut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sitbonksin Bopsagrut, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sitbonksin Bopsagrut's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Sitbonksin Bopsagrut's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.