Dumvabmad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, passionate otter.

Dumvabmad created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumvabmad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dumvabmad, he will ignore you.

Dumvabmad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dumvabmad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dumvabmad.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not make images of living things.