Nuttgebkar is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil hummingbird.

Nuttgebkar created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttgebkar, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nuttgebkar, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Nuttgebkar's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nuttgebkar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about special relativity.

5. Worship no other gods but Nuttgebkar.