Vengenquill is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited jackal.

Vengenquill created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vengenquill, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vengenquill, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vengenquill's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Vengenquill's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six lead sculptures of Vengenquill on top of important buildings.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Do not covet oxen.