Xinbarnpan is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring
snail.
Xinbarnpan created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Xinbarnpan, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Xinbarnpan, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Xinbarnpan's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Xinbarnpan's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Never wear hats.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Fast once a month.