Cudcemgup Flapbagligbimflow is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, amazing fish.

Cudcemgup Flapbagligbimflow created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudcemgup Flapbagligbimflow, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cudcemgup Flapbagligbimflow, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cudcemgup Flapbagligbimflow's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Cudcemgup Flapbagligbimflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of snakes.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never laugh near tapirs.

4. Cudcemgup Flapbagligbimflow must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Worship no other gods but Cudcemgup Flapbagligbimflow.