Japmobdub Lipvabqueeg is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, weak
finch.
Japmobdub Lipvabqueeg created an electron three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Japmobdub Lipvabqueeg, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Japmobdub Lipvabqueeg, he will remove you from existence.
Japmobdub Lipvabqueeg's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Japmobdub Lipvabqueeg's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat gooseberries.
2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Japmobdub Lipvabqueeg.
4. Do not drink water in white rooms.
5. Swans are not to be trusted.