Tunhommid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain wren.

Tunhommid created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunhommid, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tunhommid, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tunhommid's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tunhommid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not trade with those who eat figs.