Nurlcisscep is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident skunk.

Nurlcisscep created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlcisscep, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nurlcisscep, it will turn you into a dog.

Nurlcisscep's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nurlcisscep's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Feed all hungry porpoises.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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