Dadfebquag is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-powerful
jaguar.
Dadfebquag created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dadfebquag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Dadfebquag, she will be very unhappy.
Dadfebquag's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Dadfebquag's Holy Commandments1. Never wear ear rings.
2. Never talk about comets.
3. Never feed carrots to bats while wearing tights.
4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near tortoises while wearing orange corsets.