Catpigarp is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthoughtful dugong.

Catpigarp created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catpigarp, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Catpigarp, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Catpigarp's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Catpigarp's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Catpigarp.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Swans are not to be trusted.