Hentailgen is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident lobster.

Hentailgen created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hentailgen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hentailgen, he will turn you into a puffin.

Hentailgen's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Hentailgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Run away from fawn mites, for they are unholy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about dark energy.