Gatgunfun Badrigflab Banbanbin is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, strong cat.

Gatgunfun Badrigflab Banbanbin created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatgunfun Badrigflab Banbanbin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gatgunfun Badrigflab Banbanbin, she will be very sad.

Gatgunfun Badrigflab Banbanbin's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gatgunfun Badrigflab Banbanbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Never paint your head violet.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never pour water over plants.