Nartgablib is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, self-confident
finch.
Nartgablib created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nartgablib, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Nartgablib, he will turn you into a blue tit.
Nartgablib's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Nartgablib's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Always help doves.
5. Do not dye your hair pink.