Nartgablib is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, self-confident finch.

Nartgablib created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartgablib, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nartgablib, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Nartgablib's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Nartgablib's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help doves.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.