Hamfudfab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, annoying bee.

Hamfudfab created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamfudfab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hamfudfab, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hamfudfab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hamfudfab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five rats approach from the east.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

5. Never hop in the presence of porpoises.