Arfcephap is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish skunk.

Arfcephap created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfcephap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Arfcephap, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Arfcephap's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Arfcephap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Put Arfcephap first in all things.

5. Always help otters.