Flagstiglan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured hamster.

Flagstiglan created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagstiglan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flagstiglan, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Flagstiglan's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Flagstiglan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near manatees while wearing pink dresses and balancing eight lead spheres on your head.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Hide from orange great tits for they are unholy.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Worship no other gods but Flagstiglan.