Hithubhad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unjust dove.

Hithubhad created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hithubhad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hithubhad, she will turn you into a goat.

Hithubhad's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Hithubhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near doves while wearing cyan rings.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Never write about stars.