Flybotboddibdobcetquart is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless fox.

Flybotboddibdobcetquart created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flybotboddibdobcetquart, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flybotboddibdobcetquart, she will not care.

Flybotboddibdobcetquart's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Flybotboddibdobcetquart's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Flybotboddibdobcetquart loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.