Sidshavin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced bat.

Sidshavin created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidshavin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sidshavin, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sidshavin's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sidshavin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never paint your feet magenta.

3. Never think ill of sick whales.

4. Never mention birds.

5. Always help ducks in need.