Fungodved is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unselfish troll.

Fungodved created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fungodved, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fungodved, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fungodved's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Fungodved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must love Fungodved.

5. Never eat green fruit.