Dunpigquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered dingo.

Dunpigquaf created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunpigquaf, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dunpigquaf, it will be very sad.

Dunpigquaf's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Dunpigquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Never wear green rings.

4. Do not take Dunpigquaf's name in vain.

5. Never eat green fruit.