Nutdongeb is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, witless turtle.

Nutdongeb created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutdongeb, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nutdongeb, it will curse you with boils.

Nutdongeb's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nutdongeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green tights.

2. Retreat if nine manatees approach from the north.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not commit murder.