Wikvadcet is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, resourceful crocodile.

Wikvadcet created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikvadcet, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wikvadcet, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wikvadcet's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Wikvadcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt otters.

2. Always help pigs in need.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.