Hogdobhun is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful dog.

Hogdobhun created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogdobhun, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hogdobhun, she will laugh at you.

Hogdobhun's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Hogdobhun's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Never hop near goats.

4. Always look after injured squirrels.

5. Do not make images of living things.