Fumtamyarlquim is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, staggering deer.

Fumtamyarlquim created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fumtamyarlquim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fumtamyarlquim, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fumtamyarlquim's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fumtamyarlquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Learn five new languages a year.