Yogwigtal is a god.

He takes the form of a large, prudent mouse.

Yogwigtal created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Yogwigtal, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yogwigtal, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Yogwigtal's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Yogwigtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Yogwigtal loves doves, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.