Komgudfab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented horse.

Komgudfab created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Komgudfab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Komgudfab, he will remove you from existence.

Komgudfab's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Komgudfab's Holy Commandments

1. Put Komgudfab first in all things.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never sing in the presence of goats.

4. Retreat if three squirrels approach from the west.

5. Do not chop down trees.