Lognurgat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, calm shark.

Lognurgat created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lognurgat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lognurgat, it will come to you in dreams.

Lognurgat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Lognurgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Hide if five swans approach from the north.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.