Nanvegcip is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient penguin.

Nanvegcip created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanvegcip, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nanvegcip, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nanvegcip's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nanvegcip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never feed lots of oranges to cats while wearing cyan trousers.

3. Do not keep eight great tits in a large pit.

4. Always obey Nanvegcip's priests.

5. Never eat bark.