Nuttrulnil is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, cheerful squid.

Nuttrulnil created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttrulnil, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nuttrulnil, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nuttrulnil's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nuttrulnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Run away from purple nematodes, for they are unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Pray towards the west.