Dissbidfut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, vain centipede.

Dissbidfut created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissbidfut, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dissbidfut, it will turn you into a rat.

Dissbidfut's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Dissbidfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Hide from purple foxes for they are unholy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.