Tipfigbus Bemdodyakpidman is a god.

He takes the form of a large, flying hedgehog.

Tipfigbus Bemdodyakpidman created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipfigbus Bemdodyakpidman, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tipfigbus Bemdodyakpidman, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tipfigbus Bemdodyakpidman's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Tipfigbus Bemdodyakpidman's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tipfigbus Bemdodyakpidman first in all things.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.