Gompandad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable donkey.

Gompandad created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gompandad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gompandad, he will send minions to preach to you.

Gompandad's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gompandad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face yellow.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Always help sick doves.

5. Always treat frogs with great respect.