Sissandnull Mannilbad is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow lion.

Sissandnull Mannilbad created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Sissandnull Mannilbad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sissandnull Mannilbad, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sissandnull Mannilbad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Sissandnull Mannilbad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sissandnull Mannilbad.

3. Never talk about special relativity near squirrels while wearing pink kilts and balancing five gold spheres on your face.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Sissandnull Mannilbad.

5. Never talk about fire.