Abnanbud Yarxuckzag is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident finch.

Abnanbud Yarxuckzag created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abnanbud Yarxuckzag, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Abnanbud Yarxuckzag, it will turn you into a slug.

Abnanbud Yarxuckzag's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Abnanbud Yarxuckzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Abnanbud Yarxuckzag's priests.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Worship no other gods but Abnanbud Yarxuckzag.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Pray towards the west.