Nuttdadpinciss is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, charitable cat.

Nuttdadpinciss created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttdadpinciss, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nuttdadpinciss, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nuttdadpinciss' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nuttdadpinciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks in need.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Always help sick porpoises.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.