Fubpigwee is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, cheerful
rat.
Fubpigwee created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fubpigwee, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Fubpigwee, it will throw large rocks at you.
Fubpigwee's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Fubpigwee's Holy Commandments1. Do not leap in public.
2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.
3. Never think ill of sick frogs.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Always help horses in need.