Pogcenrull is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unfair snake.

Pogcenrull created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogcenrull, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pogcenrull, he will curse you with boils.

Pogcenrull's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Pogcenrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Pogcenrull must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

5. Never feed lots of aubergines to hamsters while wearing indigo rings.